KNIGHTING OF SIR BRAD LEARMONTH: DIRECTOR OF PROGRAMING AT HARLEM STAGE GATE HOUSE BY FIBER ARTIST XENOBIA BAILEY

I, XENOBIA BAILEY, PROCLAIM FROM THIS DAY FORTH, THAT BRAD LEARMONTH, THE PROGRAM DIRECTOR AT HARLEMSTAGE GATEHOUSE, WILL BE NOW AND FOREVER REFIRED TO AS SIR BRAD LEARMONTH.

SIR BRAD LEARMONTH HAS SHOWN GREAT NOBILITY IN THE LINE OF DUTY... THE ACT OF NOBILITY THAT SIR BRAD LEARMONTH PERFORMED I CANNOT GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT BECAUSE IT WOULD EXPOSE ME... BUT... I CAN SAY. THAT THIS BRAVE AND NOBLE GENTLEMAN TOOK SOME MAJOR B*!! S?!# IN MY BEHAVE...

THEREFORE... I CROWN THEE SIR BRAD LEARMONTH (EVEN THOUGHT YOU HAD TO WAIT 3 YEARS FOR YOUR CROWN...)

A "SHO-NUF" RIGHTOUS BROTHER, YOU'RE THE MAN SIR BRAD!!!!